Little Hope Baptist Church

Date Me Sandwich Board

Online dating sites just weren't for Ted.
Frozen Strawberries

Judging from the snow, more than the strawberries will be frozen.
Free Organ Donation

That reminds me . . . Don't forget to sign your organ donor card.
Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either.
Assume Nothing Cemetery

Assume nothing at Assumption Cemetary.

Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away!
Walrus Call

And now, let us pause to listen to the mating call of the endangered mountain walrus.
Polar Bear Fridge

Sometimes it's hard to see the back of the fridge.
Wet Cat

Just great, a camera now.
Cemented Police Car Promotion

Officer Jane had pretty much cemented her chances of getting that promotion.