Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away!
Time To Change Bakeries

It's a sign you should change bakeries.
Old Signs?

Recent discoveries have really stirred up the"old signs" vs. "young signs" debate.
Literacy Sign

Free admission for only $2.50 each.
Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error.

Dog Husband

A new breed has been found:The Lazy Husband Dog!
Timber Wolf

Finally a place where a timber wolf can dine out.
Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around.
Cat Scan

Needless to say, this attempt to help patients relax failed.
Missile Drop

Here's proof that the military is looking for new ways to drop missiles on the enemy.