Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around.
Frozen Strawberries

Judging from the snow, more than the strawberries will be frozen.
No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you.
Unattended Children

Not many children ran around the building at Open Doors Community Church.
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

High fat diet leads to a new business opportunity.

Cat Shooter

Violent video games were having an obvious negative effect on the Johnson kitten.
Military Inspection Contact Lens

Gord! Not now. We'll find your contact lens after inspection.
Occupy Sesame Street

Tyranny lives on every street.
Ford Pickup Bumper

Paul quickly regretted going with the lowest quote.
Donkey Watermelon

It was clear that Annie lacked the true vegetarian spirit.