Go Play in the Street

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street?
Watch That Last Step

Lanekeep falling on my head.
Need A Lawyer Sign

Duh, I need a lawyer.
No Spitting

In fact, don't do it quietly either.
Pointing Wrong Way

Jose is currently suing for $1,000,000 to move his building to the other side of the road.

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder.
Monkey Hockey

The NHL is looking at letting mascots play next year.
Unsettling Cat

Something About Fifi Made Rex Feel Unsettled.
Sign Divorce Sale

On second thought taking a weekend off for a marriage conference might have been cheaper.
Donut Safe

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh!