Dear Crossing

Take your time, they don's cross quickly.
Meals Included

Meals included with your lodging.
Literacy Sign

Free admission for only $2.50 each.
Weather Station

Who says the weather is hard to predict?
Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head.

Pickup Conditioning

You can always change your mind about the air conditioning option.
Air Force One

Yes, George W. has been making a few changes!
Mayan Calendar Correction

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world.
Plane Luggage Container

It didn't take long to see that the new guy knew nothing about loading planes.
Ducks In A Row

Jesse could sweep the sidewalk now that he had his ducks all in a row.