Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . .
Post No Bills

Everybody is a comedian.
Elegant Dump Diner

Mary was not impressed with her date's choice of restaurants.
Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer.
Bad Sign

Honey, I've got a bad feeling about this trip.

Cheap 5th Wheel

Brad was too cheap to buy a 5th wheel.
Magic for Dogs

These dogs have learned to not bite the slight of hand that feeds them.
Orangutan Tie

Even the animals at the zoo knew Pastor Tim's tie was a fashion disaster.
Toilet Training Forever

You aren't the only one that thinks toilet training is taking forever.
Budget Burial

Nothing says "I didn't pay alot for this funeral" like a pink station wagon.