There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail.
However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, my life is a product for others to see. I'm a card-carrying representative for the Master's Card. That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.
**Let me tell you about it.**
There are no finance charges, no payments due. My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.
My name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me share some of them with you... you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters, there is:
That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD. Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no farther than the MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" benefits:
- Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
- Want a lasting peace? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
- Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD is perfect for you.
Another great thing about The MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires and will never be canceled. Once you're a member, you're a member for life... eternal life, that is. Membership has its privileges, you know.
So why not apply today? It's only a prayer away...