"How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."
- Dawson Trotman
"How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."
- Dawson Trotman
There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us.
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One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad said:
"We're looking for five men in peak physical condition. Must be able to speak Spanish, French, Chinese, or Japanese. Must be knowledgeable about weights, aerobics, and at least two major sports."
The day after the ad appeared, a heavy old man of about 70 appeared in the offices of the fitness club. "I'm here about the ad," Morris said.
The bronzed Adonis behind the desk looked surprised, but decided to be polite. "Do you speak Spanish or French?" he asked Morris.
"Nope," the old man said.
"Chinese? Japanese?"
"No, both times."
"Know anything about weights or aerobic exercises?"
"Only that I wouldn't be caught dead with either one."
"How about sports?"
"I've never played anything more athletic than checkers."
"I see," the young man said. "Tell me something. So why did you come here?"
"To tell you personally to count me out!"
"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing."
- Buddy Hackett
A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving the lecture for the day, he would once again pick up the tennis ball, place it into his jacket pocket, and leave the room.
No one ever understood why he did this, until one day ...
A student fell asleep during the lecture. The professor didn't miss a word of his lecture while he walked over to the podium, picked up the tennis ball, and threw it, hitting the sleeping student squarely on the top of the head.
The next day, the professor walked into the room, reached into his jacket, removed a baseball ...
No one ever fell asleep in his class the rest of the semester!
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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