"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me that nobody is perfect, so then I stopped practicing."
- Steven Wright
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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture," the man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife," said the man.
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Lenora, 95-years-old and in excellent health, confided that she was terribly worried:
"Every one of my friends has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went!"
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"Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it."
- Garrison Keillor
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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