Quotes

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I know where I am. I've been lost here before.”

“I wrestled with my conscience once, but everyone knew I was faking it. Oddly enough, they watched anyway.”

“I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids.”

“If all else fails, stop using all else.”