Quotes

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order

"If God is your co-pilot, swap seats."

"You are only young once but can stay immature indefinitely." - Ogden Nash

"The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God."

"A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery."