Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

A black and white cow standing in a green field. "Common sense is very uncommon."

An embroidered church kneeler cushion. "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."

A jumble of colourful question marks. "Don't put a question mark where God put a period."

"Give God what's right, not what's left!"

An ornate antique cash register. "The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add twenty percent."

A bowl of fresh grapes, apples and oranges. "God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts.'"

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think."

- Jean de la Bruyre

A statue of Elvis Presley. "You have to wonder about people who think God is dead and Elvis is alive."

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