"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."
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Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we are forced to change it every six months."
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"If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. No use being stupid about it."
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"Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked."
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"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
- Kevin James
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"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000."
- Texas Ranger baseball player Pete Incaviglia
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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
- Charles Lamb
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"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
- Erma Bombeck