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Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

Quote #0535

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Published: 13 May 2010

An illustration of an old man napping in an armchair."I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. That's when it's time for my nap."

- Bob Hope

Quote #0534

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Published: 13 May 2010

A photograph of Max O'Rell, French journalist."Flirtation, attention without intention."

- Max O'Rell

Quote #0539

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Published: 13 May 2010

A small black dog bounding through the snow."A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

- Robert Benchley

Quote #0538

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Published: 13 May 2010

An old hand-drawn map."Make God laugh. Tell him your plans."

- Ken Hall

Quote #0537

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Published: 13 May 2010

A sepia portrait of the preacher Charles H. Spurgeon, seated in a dark suit."Some ministers would make good martyrs; they are so dry they would burn well."

- Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Quote #0542

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Published: 13 May 2010

Vintage race cars lined up."If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

- Mario Andretti

Quote #0541

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Published: 13 May 2010

The gravestone of John Newton, the former slave trader who wrote Amazing Grace, carved with his own epitaph."Satan, so far as he is permitted, will assault our peace, but he is a vanquished enemy; our Lord holds him in a chain, and sets him bounds which he cannot pass."

- John Newton

Quote #0540

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A woman reading a newspaper on a sofa."If you believe everything you read, better not read."

- Japanese Proverb

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