One-liner #1254

Cat Shave

Billy would eventually forget the glee of finding his daddy's razor. Fluffy's memory…
Cat Single

Chad has one single cat. Chad's cat has one single owner.
Bus Hot Rod

Taxpayers were not happy with how trustees were spending the education budget.
Dragon Balloon

That was the day that farmer Jenkins quit drinking.
Apathy Party

Don't be a member of this party. Exercise your right to vote - if they'll let you.