One-liner #1290

Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron

Not what Private Johnson expected when he volunteered for the elite Navy Seal Shark…
Buffalo Looking Into Car

"Harriot, the next time you ask for directions to Buffalo, be more specific."
Dog Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he.
"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat

I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat…
Puppy Sick

The kitchen flooring made little Jasper sick to his stomach...almost daily.