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One-liner #1366

Published: Mar 23,2019

Read Time: 1 min

man old I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions.

- Walter McLauren

Last Updated: Mar 23,2019

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