One-liner #0974

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot.
Dog Reindeer

Needless to say, Sparky was not thrilledwith how the decorationg was going.
The Long Neck Of The Law

The Long Neck Of The Law
Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring.
Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder.