Oneliner #1215

Nuclear Soccer Team

The nuclear power plant team won this year's city soccer tournament. (They practice at…
Invisible Stealth Plane

The military's new stealth fighter was a little scarey to get into.
No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you.
Specific Speed Limit

Hey buddy! I caught you going ten in a 9 and 1/2 zone. Where's the fire?
No Hovercraft Parking Sign

It's getting pretty hard to find parking for hovercrafts these days.