One-liner #1228

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

27 September 2017

Vulture Catch

First they planned to attract the vultures. After that they'd figure how to catch them.
Cat Clear

Even from Nebraska, Max could see the coast was clear! Thanks to Wendy O. for permission…
Cat Spice

I guess that dog's not so bad - what with him inviting me to lunch and all.
Squirrel Love

Ahhh . . . Spring is in the air.
Plane Lever

As heard at bring your child to work day: "What does this lever do?"