One-liner #1230 | One-liners | Entertainment

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Home
Blogs
- Guest Authors
- Totally Tim
  Cybersalt Shaker
  Joomla!
  Software
- God's Penman
- Simply Susan
  Simply Susan Chronologically
- Moving With God
- Shirley Choat
- Archives
Entertainment
- Cartoons
  Back Pew
- Clean Puns
- Funny Pictures
  Funny All Pictures
  Funny Car Pictures
  Funny Cat Pictures
  Funny Christmas Pictures
  Funny Dog Pictures
  Funny Elephant Pictures
  Funny Horse Pictures
  Funny Sign Pictures
- One-liners
- Daily Cartoon
- Cybersalt Digest Archive
- Clean Jokes
  Christmas Jokes
  Thanksgiving Jokes
- Fun Blog
- Games
- Pearly Gates Jokes
- Random Jokes
- Your Turn to Be Funny
Inspiration
News
Support
FAQS Section
Newsletters

One-liner #1230

Published: Oct 06,2017

Read Time: 1 min

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

Last Updated: Sep 30,2017

Coffee One-liners

Powered By JFBConnect

More Funny Pictures

Snowman Cry

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim.
Cat CPU

Why not? All computers come with mice. (CPU = Cat Processing Unit)
Can't Eat

Morris' theory was you can't eat what you can't see.
Dog Smoke

McDuff rolled his own.
Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical.