Oneliner #1295

Construction Hair

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day.
Dog Squeak

To the delight of his master, this dog cannot figure out where the squeak from his toy is…
Space Delivery

Home delivery will have to do until the food court is open on the International Space…
Plane Lever

As heard at bring your child to work day: "What does this lever do?"
Fat Cat - The Sequel

Some people think cats fall from heaven. Thankfully they don't.