While driving home from work on Christmas Eve, a man suddenly realized Christmas was the next day and that he had not yet purchased his daughter a gift.
He rushed to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
The sales clerk replied in a condescending tone, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The overwhelmed man asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 and all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious!" said the sales clerk.
"Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."