logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Funny Pictures

  • ss cat plays whack

    Cat Plays Whack-a-Mole

    All you need is a cat and a box with some holes and you are on your way to fun with your…
  • Funny Pictures of Bull In Front of Burger King

    Burger King Bull Wait

    Ferdinand was wondering what was taking Bessy so long.
  • Funny Jokes Picture of Dog In TuTu

    Dog Tutu

    I am so going to make a mess on your rug for doing this to me!
  • purse frown

    Purse Frown

    It's not easy when the one you lovetreats you like an accessory.
  • Funny Pictures of Old Jalopy Car and Lawn Chair

    Lawn Chair Jalopy

    While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later,…
Star InactiveStar InactiveStar InactiveStar InactiveStar Inactive
 

jail breakTwo men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

Powered By JFBConnect