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Funny Christmas Pictures

  • A funny Christmas tree cartoon

    Crooked Tree

    Who will speak for the helpless Christmas tree? Why, the Christmas Tre Humane Society of…
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    Tyrannosaurus Creche

    All the atheist can see: two Tyrannosaurus Rex heads fighting over a cantaloupe.
  • Funny Pictures of Santa's Rappelling

    Rappelling Santas

    Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark.
  • A funny Christmas Tree Picture

    Christmas Spam

    The salesman guaranteed the Johnsons' tree for 100-200 years.
  • A funny Santa Clause picture.

    Splata Claus

    Splata Claus

More Funny Pictures

board roomPreparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll give the presentation of your life. However, do not say 'one-two-three-four,' because it will cause you to freeze up and make a fool of yourself."

The sales rep was ecstatic. He tried it at home and gave a fabulous presentation. He tried it at work, and got a standing ovation. Then came the big day. Everything was set up in the boardroom and the CEO signaled him to start.  The sales rep whispered under his breath, "One-two-three."

Then the CEO asked, "What did you say 'one-two-three' for?"

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