Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20492 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3644

Humorous Clergy Poker Night in a Conservative Town

A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. One night, the sheriff raide... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
40

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's edition is going out later than usual. Shahbaz, one of my team, is working on a big project for a client. He lives in Thailand and connecting across our time zones ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
201

Let's be Reasonable

- photo by Susan Page There is an often-repeated scripture found in the book of Philippians. The Apostle Paul, when addressing the church at Philippi wrote, “Rejoice in the Lord always; again, I will read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
49

One-Liner #1825

I'll never forget the look on the cashiers face, when she scanned the packet of bird seed, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I plant them.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
46

Quote #2260

"All you need is love, But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3189

Bulletproof

The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with their frustrated customers. One day a sweet elderl... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3609

Coyote / Flea

What is the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1843

Memory, Aging

My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to thin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
19

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . .  . somewhere. Our church is putting on a "Guess who's coming to dinner" event. We signed up to be... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
266

Touch My Coffee And You Die

Recently, illegitimate aliens of the worst kind have invaded our house illegally. It came to a head just the other day when we were sitting down to lunch, and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage h... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2259

"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else." - George Carlin read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6823

60's Fans

Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3757

Cross-eyed Teacher

A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked. He couldn't control his pupils.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1545

Innocent Man Executed

This is a true story. In the middle east an innocent man allowed himself to be executed for the crimes committed by others. He willingly died a slow painful death so the people that rightly deserved ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
45

One-Liner#1824

Hey Walmart, don't get angry at me if I forget to scan something; you literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
26

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last year we attended in person in Austin, Texas, but this year we... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
44

One-Liner #1823

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2740

Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." "Well, there is one op... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4359

Tech Support Fun

Tech support has been needed since the very beginning. Enjoy these reminders of yesteryear, back when people had their first personal computers. +++A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1878

Boyfriend

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1454

Comparison

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I don't k... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
14

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Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
31

Cybersalt News - April 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed in you, Raul el Perro! There was no mailing last Chic... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
182

Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?

The older I get, the more I wake up not knowing what day it is. That is particularly true on Mondays. My favorite day of the week is Sunday. I enjoy attending church, fellowshipping with other Christ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
48

Quote #2258

"I believe in Christ, like I believe in the sun - not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4291

Addicted to Thinking

It started out innocently enough.  I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.  Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2105

Contest

There once was a sweepstakes that offered a shopping center as first prize. The Supreme Court, however, ruled the contest illegal, since everyone knows you can't win a mall.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2935

Retirement

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
148

It's All Good

- photo by Susan PageThe word “good” is used a lot in our day-to-day conversation. We might say, “have a good day” or “good-night” or “have a good time” or “good-bye.” There are slang expressions like read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
66

One-Liner #1822

If you're ugly and sad, buy a fishing boat and just be ugly.... read more..