Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Firefly
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Firefly

A mother firefly and her brood were out for a walk. 'Whatever happens,' mom ordered, 'don't shine your light. I don't want you eaten by owls.' Sure enough, after a little while, she spotted the younge... read more..
Fish Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fish Pun

Q. What does a fish with out an eye look like? A. Fsh... read more..
Fisherman Books
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fisherman Books

WATERWAYS OF THE WORLD by Sue S. Canal A FISH STORY by Czar Dean CAUGHT IN THE FLOOD by Noah Zark LITTLE FISHES by Anne Chovey... read more..
Fishing Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fishing Pun 1

Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four ... read more..
Flat Cat
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2650
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Flat Cat

Mr. Frobisher walked anxiously to the house and knocked. When a nice old lady answered, he said very sad, “I’m sorry, madam, but I have some bad news. “I’m afraid I have run over your cat. I… I would ... read more..
Flea
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Flea

Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."... read more..
Flies
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2777
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Flies

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.... read more..
Floor Boards
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2706
<1min

Floor Boards

Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floor boards? He was just going through a stage.... read more..
Florist Problem
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3097
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Florist Problem

Some monks were running low on funds, but didn't want to close up their monastery. After much consideration, they decided to start selling the flowers they grew. Soon after opening up shop, business b... read more..
Flu Differences
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2441
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Flu Differences

What's the difference between Bird 'Flu and Swine 'Flu? For one you need Tweetment and for the other Oinkment.... read more..
Folk Song Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Folk Song Pun

My Uncle Jim did not appear to be much for words. Nor, was he ever seen to have friends or pets. We thought he was the primordial loner, until one time we caught him with his ant farm. He loved the cr... read more..
Food Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Food Pun 1

The sandwich dates back to the time man discovered he could not live by bread alone.... read more..
Food Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Food Pun 2

Q: How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty? A: Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.... read more..
Frisbee Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Frisbee Pun

The other day I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get. Then it hit me.... read more..
Frog Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Frog Pun

Frogs have it easy; they can eat what bugs them.... read more..
Funeral Expenses
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2503
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Funeral Expenses

A woman's husband died. He had $20,000 to his name. After paying all the funeral expenses, she told her closest friend that there was no money left. The friend asked, "How can that be? You told me he ... read more..
Game Hunt
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2510
<1min

Game Hunt

They have a game hunt each year at the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts. They call it "Hyena sport." ~Gary Hallock... read more..
Garden Theft
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2593
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Garden Theft

"Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking." read more..
Garnish Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4001
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Garnish Pun

Today's Cleanpun is actually a report to you all on a recent MSN Chat conversation I had with a CleanPun member Texas. It was a delightful chat - especially when I learned the his name was not only wh... read more..
Gasr
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2995
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Gasr

Saudi Arabia offered to help lower gasoline prices Sunday. It's just in time for the holiday. Americans are about to celebrate Gasover, when an angel stops by the door of every SUV and collects the fi... read more..
Gear Box Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gear Box Pun

A friend of mine tried to build a gear-box for his car using nothing but dried grass. It was never going to work; I think he was clutching at straws.... read more..
General Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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General Pun

I was in the band at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota. Our group was required to play for all generals who arrived on our base. One morning, when our commanding officer heard on the radio that a... read more..
Genius Farmer
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2515
<1min

Genius Farmer

A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing ... read more..
Gerald the Infamous Reindeer Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gerald the Infamous Reindeer Pun

My brother, a pastor, has done some methodical research and discovered the name of another one of Santa's reindeer - Gerald Lee. Gerald was bigger than the rest of the reindeer, and not too gifted in ... read more..
Ghost Marriage
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3217
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Ghost Marriage

I once knew a woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don't know what possessed her!... read more..
Ghost Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3521
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Ghost Pun

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer ... read more..
Gift
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Pastor Tim
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Gift

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..
Gift Disappointment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gift Disappointment

The rich aunt was hurt and said to her nephew, "I'm sorry you don't like your gift. I asked you if you preferred a large check or a small check." "I know, Auntie," the nephew said contritely, "but I d... read more..
Gift Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2468
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Gift Pun

The fight between good and evil, an epic battle: Darth Vader and Luke. Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!" Luke... read more..
Gladys Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gladys Pun

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy ... read more..
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