Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Horrible Cat Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Horrible Cat Puns

These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned. What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? - A duck filled fatty puss! What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese? -... read more..
Horse Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Horse Pun

You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead.... read more..
Horse Sale
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Horse Sale

A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale. "Afraid not," sa... read more..
Hospital Introduction
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2368
<1min

Hospital Introduction

"While working as a Navy nurse in a military hospital's emergency room, I was required to introduce myself by my rank and full name. I usually refer to myself as Ensign Mike Payne, but one busy day I read more..
Hospital Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hospital Pun

Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.... read more..
Hospital Songs Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hospital Songs Pun

Songs From The Hospital Hit Parade ~ "I'll be Sewing You" ~ "Red Cells in the Sunset" ~ "It's Spleen a Long, Long Time" ~ "It Had to Be Flu" ~ "On the Bonny Banks of Glaucoma" ~ "Gonna Take a Sentimen... read more..
House Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3382
<1min

House Pun

A young family, feeling cramped in their small apartment, went shopping for a house. The parents looked at houses for a month before deciding on a two-story house in the country. While driving to thei... read more..
Housework 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Housework 1

"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance." read more..
Housework 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Housework 2

I was tidying up the house but finding the task difficult because of a pulled muscle in my lower back. As I was collecting the trash, something fell to the floor. Taking a deep breath and trying to ig... read more..
Humpty Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Humpty Pun

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall but winter doesn't look too promising.... read more..
Hunting Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Hunting Pun

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey... read more..
Hymns for Professionals
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hymns for Professionals

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crowns CONTRACTORS: The church's one foundation OBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour on GOLFERS: There is a green hill far away POLITICIANS: Standing on the promises LIBRARIANS: Le... read more..
I Am Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

I Am Pun

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? read more..
Ice Cream
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2472
<1min

Ice Cream

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was ful... read more..
Indoors
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Indoors

If a rabbit is raised indoors, would it be an ingrown hare?... read more..
Inflatable Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9665
<1min

Inflatable Pun

An inflatable student goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walk... read more..
Inheritance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Inheritance

The geek shall inherit the earth.... read more..
Injury Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Injury Pun

A man is struck in the head by a rock during a heated demonstration. A woman rushes over, kneels down and places his head in her lap. "Are you comfortable?" she asks. "Oh, I do okay." he replied. "Som... read more..
Insurance Claim
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Insurance Claim

The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim. As I scanned the claim form, I did a double take. Under "Reason unable to work," s... read more..
Intolerance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2385
<1min

Intolerance

A scientist found, to his great surprise, that he was lactose intolerant (unable to digest milk sugar). At dinner that night with his two young daughters (age 9 and 4 years), he mentioned that he had ... read more..
Investing Advice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Investing Advice

Jim was having reasonable success playing the stock market when George expressed a desire to give it a try. Jim advised him on what stocks to buy, what to stay clear of, etc. In his list of "pointers"... read more..
IRS
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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IRS

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"... read more..
Job Application
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2675
<1min

Job Application

My 17-year-old niece asked me if she could use my name as a reference on her resume', which she planned to submit to a local fast-food restaurant. I agreed. A few days later she called and asked me to... read more..
John Wayne Museum
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2683
<1min

John Wayne Museum

A show business museum in Hollywood is presenting an exhibit on the career of the late and great actor John Wayne. One of the featured items is a pair of yellowy-brownish colored gravestones bearing h... read more..
Joke Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Joke Pun

Q. What does a reindeer say before telling you a (bad) joke? A. "This will sleigh you."... read more..
Jonah Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Jonah Pun

A Preacher was doing his "Children's Church" sermon where all the youngsters come down front and hear a story. The pastor was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the scriptures from Jonah, "...an... read more..
Kernel Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4877
<1min

Kernel Pun

If you have a use for another clean joke, here's an original. (Darren Marlar distributed it through his Unnamed Daily radio prep site last year). A youth pastor thoroughly enjoyed movie night with his... read more..
Kilts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9790
<1min

Kilts

An American in Scotland asked one of the locals, "Why do you call it a kilt?" The Scotsman replied, "Because we kilt the last bloke who called it a dress."... read more..
King Arthur's Unknown Knights
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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King Arthur's Unknown Knights

It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included: ~ Sir Face - the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight ~ Sir Pass - Arthur's b... read more..
King Ozymndias
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

King Ozymndias

King Ozymndias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Despera... read more..
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