Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Milk
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Milk

The minister once blessed his cows, It seems that this was wise, For when he milked them in the morn The milk was pastorized.... read more..
Missing Wrench
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Missing Wrench

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn. So the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov... read more..
Missionaries
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Missionaries

Missionaries do Emmanuel labor.... read more..
Mole Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Mole Pun

Last night, I was frustrated by a mole who was digging up the hill toward the house, leaving a trail of mounds. So I went outside to take the hose and try to wash the mole out of its tunnel. As I left... read more..
Money Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Money Pun 2

When it comes to money, lots of people are satisfied to let the rest of the world go buy.... read more..
Money Pun 3
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Money Pun 3

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.... read more..
Mongrel Pet
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Mongrel Pet

In the early 1700s, the captain of a Spanish pirate ship was very proud of his mongrel pet for its ability to bark once for "Si," and twice for "No." After being captured by a British commander, the d... read more..
Monkey Poker
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Monkey Poker

Q: Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more? A: There are just too many Cheetahs.... read more..
Moose Hunting Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Moose Hunting Pun

A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada. Both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer, when all of a sudden, a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected, neither o... read more..
More Name Puns 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 1

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Steam shovel operator's son: Doug Hair stylist's son: Bob Homeopathic doctor's son: Herb Justice of the peace's daughter: Mary Soun... read more..
More Name Puns 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 2

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Undertaker's son: Barry Beautician's son: Curly Gardener's daughter: Daisy Florist's daughter: Rose Baker's daughter: Cookie... read more..
More Name Puns 3
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 3

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Jeweler's daughter: Opal Gastrointerologist's daughter: Fanny Butcher's daughter: Patty Bartender's daughter: Brandy Counterfeiter'... read more..
More Name Puns 4
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 4

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Hot-dog vendor's son: Frank Gambler's daughter: Betty Exercise guru's son: Jim Cattle thief's son: Russell Painter's son: Art... read more..
More Name Puns 5
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 5

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Tennis player's son: Ace Clothing manufacturer's daughter: Polly Esther Teacher's son: Mark Singer's twin daughters: Harmony & Melo... read more..
More Name Puns 6
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 6

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Museum curator's son: Art Book printer's daughter: Paige Trout fisher's daughter: Brook Publisher's daughter: Mag Woodworker's daug... read more..
More Name Puns 7
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 7

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Manicurist's son: Hans Athlete's son: Victor Plumber's son: John Accountant's son: Ira Musician's daughter: Melody... read more..
More Name Puns 8
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 8

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Iron worker's son: Rusty TV show star's daughter: Emmy Movie star's son: Oscar Barber's son: Harry Housewife's son: Dusty... read more..
More Name Puns 9
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Name Puns 9

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Minister's daughter: Faith Day-trader's daughter: Hope Televangelist's daughter: Charity Geneticist's son: Gene Espresso vendor's s... read more..
More Recommended Reading
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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More Recommended Reading

"The Human Brain" by Sara Bellum "Please Don't Hurt Me" by I. Bruce Easily "Life Through the Eyes of a Drunk" by Al Coholic "Thirty yards to the outhouse" by Will E. Makeit (illustrated by Betty Wont) read more..
Motorcycle Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Pun

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?" "I've got a kickstand," the prospe... read more..
Mouse Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Mouse Pun

Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Maryland household. "It's been a long time." the first said. "How's everything?" "Great!" the second replied. "I have three brothers in pharmaceutical test... read more..
Mouse Review
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Mouse Review

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing. "What did you find?" he asks. "I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece of fil... read more..
Multiple Services
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Multiple Services

There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who liked traditional worship. One for those who had lost t... read more..
Musical Note
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Musical Note

The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a n... read more..
Mustard
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Mustard

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.... read more..
Name Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Name Puns

Baby name ideas, based on your occupation..... PROFESSION: NAME Lawyer's daughter: Sue Thief's son: Rob Lawyer's son: Will Doctor's son: Bill Meteorologist's daughter: Haley... read more..
Naming Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Naming Pun

A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doct... read more..
Nap Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nap Pun

My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day they were putting up more of a fuss than usual. In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called. "What's all the commotion?" she aske... read more..
Naval Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Naval Pun

As a first-time patient at a naval dental clinic, I was looking around for restrooms. I couldn't help but smile when I saw the sign pointing me in the right direction. It read, "Patients' heads locate... read more..
Needle Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Needle Pun

Acupuncture is a jab well done.... read more..
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