Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2015
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One-liner #0416

“Ask me about my vow of silence.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2188
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One-liner #0417

“Be different: conform.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2039
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One-liner #0418

“Before you criticize someone, make sure you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes!”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2128
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One-liner #0419

“Being vague is just as bad as that other thing.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2028
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One-liner #0420

“Birds of a feather flock together and aim for your car.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2044
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One-liner #0421

“Birthdays are good for you ... the more you have the longer you live.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1967
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One-liner #0422

“Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2064
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One-liner #0423

“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2077
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One-liner #0424

“Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2085
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One-liner #0425

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2070
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One-liner #0426

“Computer message I'd like to see: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2044
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One-liner #0427

“Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1875
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One-liner #0428

“Confidence is that feeling you have just before you fully understand the situation.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1979
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One-liner #0429

“Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1992
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One-liner #0430

“Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1957
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One-liner #0431

“Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2008
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One-liner #0432

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2126
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One-liner #0433

“Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2042
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One-liner #0434

“Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2081
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One-liner #0435

“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write "911"!”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2328
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One-liner #0436

“Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1763
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One-liner #0437

“Everyone is on this low-fat craze now; the Mayo Clinic just changed its name to the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1811
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One-liner #0438

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1751
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One-liner #0439

“Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1780
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One-liner #0440

“Fools rush in...and get all the best seats.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2068
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One-liner #0441

“Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1964
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One-liner #0442

“He who hesitates is not only lost but is miles from the next exit.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1957
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One-liner #0443

“Here lies Ezekial Aikle age 102 - the Good Die Young.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2153
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One-liner #0444

“Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1767
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One-liner #0445

“He's a fine broth of a boy, too bad some of his noodles are missing.”... read more..