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"The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes before the lesson." read more..
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quote #0463

"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!" - Mark Twain read more..
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"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children." - Dave Barry read more..
quote #0465
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"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad." - George W. Bush read more..
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quote #0469

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." - Bernard Bailey read more..
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quote #0468

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." - Bruce Baum read more..
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quote #0467

"Maybe we should sell handguns by prescription only, and let people buy Prozac at trade shows." read more..
quote #0471
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quote #0471

"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife." - Daniel Boone read more..
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quote #0470

"Hope is hearing the melody of the future. Faith is to dance to it now." - Richard Alves, Quoted in "When I Lay My Isaac Down" by Carol Kent read more..
quote #0473
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quote #0473

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." - Kin Hubbard read more..
quote #0472
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quote #0472

"After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history." read more..
quote #0476
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quote #0476

"Reflect upon your present blessings, of which everyone has plenty; not on your past misfortunes of which we all have some." - Charles Dickens read more..
quote #0475
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"I ran out of ice cream bars the other day, and I cried. Then I remembered Alexander the Great, and how he wept when there were no more worlds to conquer. How very much alike we are, I thought." - M read more..
quote #0474
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"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson read more..
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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill read more..
quote #0477
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"And I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings and I HATE people like that!" - Tom Lehrer read more..
quote #0481
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"Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it." - Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..
quote #0480
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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost read more..
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quote #0479

"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty." - Mark Twain read more..
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"True friends stab you in the front." - Oscar Wilde read more..
quote #0482
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quote #0482

"The darkest hour only has 60 minutes." read more..
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quote #0486

"Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 30s." read more..
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quote #0485

"It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge." read more..
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quote #0484

"Kindness is the sun that melts the ice of mistrust and hostility." - Rosie Cash read more..
quote #0488
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quote #0488

"Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder - and your hand over my mouth." read more..
quote #0487
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quote #0487

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." read more..
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quote #0491

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." - Winston Churchill read more..
quote #0490
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quote #0490

“Don't let realism temper your faith – let faith temper your realism.” -Y. Knott... read more..
quote #0489
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quote #0489

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs--jolted by every pebble in the road." - Henry Ward Beecher read more..
quote #0494
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quote #0494

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." - Oscar Wilde read more..
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