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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4374 - July 26, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4374 - July 26, 2018

  Issue #4374                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually lik read more..
Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1359
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..
Church Feud
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5246
<1min

Church Feud

Church Feud (My apologies to those whose church is like this) Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, sta... read more..
All Choked Up
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2169
<1min

All Choked Up

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.... read more..
One Billion Dollar Bill
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1035
<1min

One Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 1 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..
Ten Billion Dollar Bill
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1060
<1min

Ten Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 10 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..
Twenty Billion Dollar Bill
Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1013
<1min

Twenty Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$29.99 and receive a 20 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..
Eye Glass Confessions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2835
<1min

Eye Glass Confessions

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." ... read more..
Calls to Information Assistance
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4044
<1min

Calls to Information Assistance

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would call an operator to get a phone number they needed. Often these phone calls resulted in funny conversations ... read more..
One-liner #1303
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1303

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.... read more..
Quote #1744
Quotes
Susan Davis
2554
<1min

Quote #1744

"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4373 - July 22, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4373 - July 22, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening t read more..
Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1301
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so in... read more..
OS1
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2136
<1min

OS1

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.... read more..
Marriage Tension
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Marriage Tension

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You... read more..
Two Teas
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4494
<1min

Two Teas

1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.) Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup? read more..
Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison
Videos
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison

Listen to and watch Nick Vujicic - a man who should have no hope - share his hope with prisoners at Telford State Prison. ... read more..
Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2145
4 min read

Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice

Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have, the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices. “Freedom of Choice,” is t... read more..
One-liner #1302
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1302

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:  "Clint Eastward."... read more..
Quote #1743
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1743

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain." - C. S. Lewis read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4372 - July 19, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4372 - July 19, 2018

  Issue #4372                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am read more..
Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture).... read more..
Car Mail
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4809
<1min

Car Mail

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" "That was a littl... read more..
Bibliostrep
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1985
<1min

Bibliostrep

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..
Empty Nests
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Empty Nests

At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research pr... read more..
More On Candidates
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4195
<1min

More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbeli... read more..
One-liner #1301
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1301

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."... read more..
Quote #1742
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1742

"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe." - Priyanka Garnayak read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4370 - July 15, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4370 - July 15, 2018

  Issue #4370                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillion read more..
Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1223
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned! A friend of mine sent me a very... read more..
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