Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Seasons
Susan Page
Susan Page
603
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Seasons

As flocks of birds by instinct gatherTo migrate as the jet streams flowMy heart song dims because I’d ratherEscape the north-east winds that blow To hibernate and mourn the passingOf sun-drenched day... read more..
Honesty and Conscience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2642
<1min

Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..
The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4735
<1min

The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically-imposed midwinter festival, my potential acquaintance gave to me, TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming. ELEVEN pipers piping (pl... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 14, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
340
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! I think we have all heard of the "Dog Days of Summer."  Well, for me, that last week was the "dog days of Christmas" - as in sick as dog! Mercifully, it seems that Gra... read more..
One-Liner #1983
One-liners
Susan Davis
392
<1min

One-Liner #1983

My husband just fixed all of my anxiety... He said, "Just don't worry about it" and I can't believe I didn't think of that myself.... read more..
Quote #2419
Quotes
Susan Davis
431
<1min

Quote #2419

"'Is not my word like fire, say the Lord!' Gather 'round that fire this Advent season. It is warm. It is sparkling with colors of grace. It is healing for a thousand hurts. It is light for dark nights read more..
Friendship Law
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
376
<1min

Friendship Law

Friends who eat together are taste buds.... read more..
About Buttermilk, Biscuits, and Life
Illustrations
Susan Davis
913
<1min

About Buttermilk, Biscuits, and Life

A pastor attended a men's breakfast in the middle of a rural farming area of the country. The group had asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast: "Lo... read more..
A Surprised Pre-Christmas Gift Special
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
647
4 min read

A Surprised Pre-Christmas Gift Special

Like everyone, I enjoy the Christmas holiday from beginning to end. It's my favorite time of the year. The most important thing is the family gathering in the celebration. I enjoy everything abo... read more..
Santa and System Admins
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4741
<1min

Santa and System Admins

  The similarities between Santa and System Admins:1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5068 - December 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
157
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5068 - December 11, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! Today's mailing is brought to you by Tylenol and my fever - who are fighting it out! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ P read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5069 - December 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
162
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5069 - December 11, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! Today's mailing is brought to you by Tylenol and my fever - who are fighting it out! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ P read more..
Cybersalt News - December 11, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
373
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! Today's mailing is brought to you by Tylenol and my fever - who are fighting it out! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
Warning: May Cause Snorting 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
414
<1min

Warning: May Cause Snorting 😂

There are eleven types of people in the world ... Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who do not.... read more..
Driving Test
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3192
<1min

Driving Test

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is... read more..
One-Liner #1982
One-liners
Susan Davis
442
<1min

One-Liner #1982

According to my chocolate Advent calendar, there are only 3 days until Christmas.... read more..
Quote #2418
Quotes
Susan Davis
490
<1min

Quote #2418

"If you can only make Christmas exciting with material things, how will the children get a thirst for God? Bend the efforts of your imagination to make the wonder of the King's arrival visible for the read more..
Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
8211
2 min read

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus

1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it a job read more..
Celebrating the Birth
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2350
<1min

Celebrating the Birth

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal. One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy." "But wher... read more..
In Christ, I Am God's Child
Susan Page
Susan Page
679
2 min read

In Christ, I Am God's Child

I took this photo at Fair Havens Ministries on a snowy winter’s day. Is there any greater comfort than knowing we are God’s children? Is there any greater peace than knowing we are firmly rooted in Ch... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 7, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
392
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on the road this weekend. Yesterday we attended a piano recital that a granddaughter and grandson were playing in, and today we are at a Highlan... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5067 - December 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
163
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5067 - December 7, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on the road this weekend. Yesterday we attended a piano recital that a granddaughter and grandson were playing in, and tod read more..
A Royal Riddle
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
491
<1min

A Royal Riddle

If a king sleeps on a king-sized bed and a queen sleeps on a queen-sized bed, where does a prince sleep? On an heir mattress.... read more..
Christmas Postage
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
7241
<1min

Christmas Postage

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 5... read more..
You Stink!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2444
2 min read

You Stink!

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field g... read more..
One-Liner #1981
One-liners
Susan Davis
447
<1min

One-Liner #1981

Holiday Safety Tip: If your birth year starts with 19, you should no longer wrap gifts on the floor.... read more..
Did I Really Just Say That?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
730
4 min read

Did I Really Just Say That?

As far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a writer. My maternal grandmother wrote poems and would read one at the family gathering. I don't know if that's where I got it, but I got it. I wrote ... read more..
Quote #2417
Quotes
Susan Davis
440
<1min

Quote #2417

"Once in our world, a stable had something in it that was bigger than our whole world." - C. S. Lewis read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5066 - December 4, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
145
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5066 - December 4, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to a granddaughter's school Christmas pageant. Usually the lights are turned down in the gymnasi read more..
Cybersalt News - December 4, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
371
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to a granddaughter's school Christmas pageant. Usually the lights are turned down in the gymnasium and she has a hard ... read more..
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