Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Parachute Training
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5417
<1min

Parachute Training

While attending US Army's Airborne School..... The Day before our first jump, the instructors (known as SGT Airbornes, students are called 'Airborne') demonstrated all the possible malfunctions one m... read more..
One-Liner #1973
One-liners
Susan Davis
485
<1min

One-Liner #1973

To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination ... Just you wait.... read more..
Your Trumpet Sounds Awful? 🎺
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
465
<1min

Your Trumpet Sounds Awful? 🎺

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.... read more..
Hurts and Blessings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3098
<1min

Hurts and Blessings

A story is told of two friends who were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped w... read more..
Snoozing Has Become My New Hobby
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
756
4 min read

Snoozing Has Become My New Hobby

The Gracious Mistress Of The Parsonage asked me a question this past week. "Well, my dear, have you come up with a new hobby yet?" I've been retired for about four years. But I haven't been doing ... read more..
Quote #2409
Quotes
Susan Davis
509
<1min

Quote #2409

"When we're not hungry for justice, it's usually because we're too full with privilege." - Carlos A. Rodriguez read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5059 - November 6, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5059 - November 6, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and I am now 60! Thank you for all the birthday greetings, wishes, and blessings. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim  Dead Pol read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
379
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and I am now 60! Thank you for all the birthday greetings, wishes, and blessings. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
A Wonderful World
Susan Page
Susan Page
647
4 min read

A Wonderful World

We’ve all heard the expression, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” I also read these wise words, “Before you judge my life, my past, my character … walk in my shoes, walk the path I have travelled. L... read more..
One-Liner #1972
One-liners
Susan Davis
512
<1min

One-Liner #1972

Some people need to finish chores before they can relax; others can't start chores until they've relaxed ... and those two marry each other.... read more..
Nocturnal Nag
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
543
<1min

Nocturnal Nag

My horse will only come out of her stable after dark. She is becoming a night mare.... read more..
You Can't Work From Home
Illustrations
Susan Davis
519
<1min

You Can't Work From Home

My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the off... read more..
Quote #2408
Quotes
Susan Davis
553
<1min

Quote #2408

"In matters of style, swim with the current: in matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas Jefferson read more..
Dead Politicians
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4849
<1min

Dead Politicians

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone.  The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch.  The man comes out and fin... read more..
Pastoral Punch
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4088
<1min

Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5058 - November 2, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5058 - November 2, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and welcome to November - 2d260! Well, the Blue Jays lost the World Series: what a bummer. I hope to be over it in 2 days, if/when I turn 60!  Enj read more..
Cybersalt News - November 2, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
386
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to November - 2d260! Well, the Blue Jays lost the World Series: what a bummer. I hope to be over it in 2 days, if/when I turn 60!  Enjoy the rest of today... read more..
Oh No, Not Another Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
605
4 min read

Oh No, Not Another Day

I thought got over the problems I had two weeks ago. I thought I stepped onto new ground and everything was going to be fine. Very few times am I right, and this wasn't one of them. A couple of we... read more..
A Four-fold Benedictine Blessing
Illustrations
Susan Davis
557
<1min

A Four-fold Benedictine Blessing

May God bless you with a restless discomfortAt easy answers, half-truths and superficial relationshipsSo that you may live deep within your heart. May God bless you with angerAt injustice, oppression... read more..
My Mind is Blown 🤯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
442
<1min

My Mind is Blown 🤯

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.... read more..
Quote #2407
Quotes
Susan Davis
466
<1min

Quote #2407

"If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire." - George Monbiot read more..
One-Liner #1971
One-liners
Susan Davis
502
<1min

One-Liner #1971

Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or a third time for extra lockiness.... read more..
More Cute Kids
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5164
2 min read

More Cute Kids

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5057 - October 30, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5057 - October 30, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - 5d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feed read more..
Cybersalt News - October 30, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
386
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 30, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 5d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feeder and a lot of Blue J... read more..
God and Dirt
Illustrations
Susan Davis
732
<1min

God and Dirt

God gets in the dirt three times that I can think of: To create Adam To bury Moses, and To defend a woman caught in adultery. God is with us in the joy of birth, the pain of death and kneels b... read more..
Surviving Pursuit
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
554
<1min

Surviving Pursuit

If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.... read more..
A Woman in Prayer
Susan Page
Susan Page
692
3 min read

A Woman in Prayer

I have this painting hanging in my home. I chose it because it speaks to me. Artist C. Michael Dudash created this watercolour, and this is his description of the beautiful work of art. “Evening, ... read more..
One-Liner #1970
One-liners
Susan Davis
513
<1min

One-Liner #1970

At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."... read more..
Quote #2406
Quotes
Susan Davis
733
<1min

Quote #2406

"Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling." - Miguel de Unamuno read more..
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