Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1455
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1455

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Quote #1454
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1454

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..
Chemistry Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chemistry Pun

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now? SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..
One-liner #1006
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1006

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4051 - March 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4051 - March 18, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:ww read more..
Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..
Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..
Clearly and Precisely
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..
Tired of My Puns?
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Tired of My Puns?

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..
The Little Voice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Little Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..
One-liner #1005
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1005

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..
Quote #1453
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1453

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4050 - March 17, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4050 - March 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint&nb read more..
Dog Noise Complaint
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Noise Complaint

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint  Enjoy the r... read more..
Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the gam... read more..
Seminary Chops
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seminary Chops

Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight: They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.... read more..
One-liner #1004
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1004

Piety: you had me at pie.... read more..
Signs you aren't very competent with a computer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. - You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. - The soles of yo... read more..
Quote #1452
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1452

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4049 - March 16, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4049 - March 16, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight  Enjoy the rest of today's read more..
Cybersalt News - March 16, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Printed Headlight
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Printed Headlight

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..
Baker Spell
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Baker Spell

How could a baker not know how flower is spelt?... read more..
Quote #1451
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1451

There is never going to be a time when you will look at God and say, "You're so predictable!" read more..
Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. H... read more..
One-liner #1003
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1003

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday and I'll tell you what . . . never again!... read more..
Goober Celebration
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Goober Celebration

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  An ice cream store employee is standing behind the co... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4048 - March 15, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4048 - March 15, 2016

Cybersalt News Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites runn read more..
Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016

Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites running on Joomla you ... read more..
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