Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Wedding
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Wedding

Selma and Irving receive an invitation in the mail. Since it was many years since they were invited anywhere, they read it with glee, very excited that they were asked to attend a wedding.All was fine... read more..
Wedding Pun 1
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Wedding Pun 1

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the cro... read more..
Wedding Pun 2
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Wedding Pun 2

During the weeks before Jill's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult a... read more..
Wedding Pun 3
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Wedding Pun 3

My friend Cindy was walking up Third Avenue in Manhattan thinking about her impending wedding. Strung across the street in midtown was a large protest banner.When she arrived home, she said to her fia... read more..
Wedding Pun 4
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Wedding Pun 4

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.... read more..
Wedding Ring 5
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Wedding Ring 5

"A wedding ring is like a tourniquet -- it cuts off your circulation!" read more..
Weddings
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Pastor Tim
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Weddings

"When you walk down the aisle don't look grim."Said the preacher. "We'll then sing a hymn.When I stand by the alterThe groom must not falter.""Ahh yes," said the bride, "Aisle, alter, hymn."- Gill Kre read more..
Weevil Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Weevil Pun 1

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became ... read more..
Weight Pun 2
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Weight Pun 2

Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat."And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "You're not fat." To support his position, he added, "Just look arou... read more..
Weight Room
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Weight Room

A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with exercise facilities. I called several hotels, with no luck. Finally, I thought I had found one. I asked... read more..
Western Pun
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Western Pun

Line from an old Western: Get off the cook stove,grandpa, you're too old to ride the range.... read more..
Wet Grades
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Pastor Tim
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Wet Grades

A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. "What's the matter, son," asked his mother. The boy says, "It's my grades. They're all wet." "What do you mean `all wet?'" "I mean... read more..
What's V
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Pastor Tim
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What's V

One of the basic equations of physics is e = hv, where v is the Greek letter 'nu' (pronounced new).This can be written v = e/h. If one physicist were to ask another, "What's new?" the other might answ... read more..
Where Professionals Go on Vacation
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Pastor Tim
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Where Professionals Go on Vacation

Where Professionals Go On VacationArtists: Painted Desert, ArizonaAthletes: Olympia Heights, FloridaCandy Makers: Carmel, IndianaCollege Professors: University City, MissouriEcologists: Green Bay Wisc... read more..
Wills
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Wills

A person's last will and testament is a dead giveaway.... read more..
Windex
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Windex

I haven't checked snopes.com to see if this actually works or not . . . But they say that if you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first. It'll keep you from s... read more..
Window Pun 2
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Window Pun 2

A preacher was called upon to substitute for the regular minister, who had failed to reach the church because he was delayed in a snowstorm. The speaker began by explaining the meaning of substitute."... read more..
Wine Ad Pun
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Wine Ad Pun

In California's Sonoma Valley, where vineyards cater to wine snobbery, a woman phoned the classified ad department of a newspaper. She offered for sale what sounded like "well-aged Caumeneur."The ad-t... read more..
Winner Pun
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Winner Pun

A guy entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swampland in the Mississippi flood plain. He'd never won anything before - he couldn't believe it!So he entered another contest and won a $2... read more..
Wit Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Wit Pun

I spend half my time being witty. That's why people call me a half wit.... read more..
Wooden Parts
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Pastor Tim
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Wooden Parts

Two little boys were sitting on the dock talking. One little boy turned to the other little boy and said, "My grandfather has a wooden leg."The other little boy replied, "So what? My grandma has a ced... read more..
Work Pun 1
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Work Pun 1

A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.... read more..
Work Pun 2
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Work Pun 2

Stress management: What many employees like to do on purpose.... read more..
WWJD Pun
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WWJD Pun

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, ... read more..
X-Ray Failure
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X-Ray Failure

The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor, he demanded to know the reason for the grade."You know the self X-ray you took?" asked the pro... read more..
X-Ray Lie
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Pastor Tim
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X-Ray Lie

Never lie to an x-ray technician.They can see right through you.... read more..
You've Been Promoted
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Pastor Tim
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You've Been Promoted

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said "You've been promoted," and I swerved.Then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again,"and I swerved aga... read more..
Zoo Pun
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Zoo Pun

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarr... read more..
Zookeeper Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Zookeeper Pun

A man had started a new job at the zoo, after many months of being unemployed. He was determined to make a go of this job and on the first day he asked the Boss "What shall I do?""Clean out the fish t... read more..
One-liner #0001
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One-liner #0001

“The key to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” - Jean Giraudoux.... read more..
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