Monthly Archive

2011

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Ronald McDonald Under Arrest

Burger King's connections in the police department finally came in handy. read more..

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Quote #1140

"Wisdom is not a product of schooling but the product of the lifelong attempt to acquire it." - Albert Einstein read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3714 - August 6, 2011

Issue #3714 Cybersalt News There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light.  You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/ read more..

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Mad Cow Test

Mad Cow Test (Controls for the sounds are below the pictures.) If your cow sounds like this, fire up the barbecue! {field 1} If your cow sounds like this, better try the fish! {... read more..

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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2011

There is a new FunBlog entry today. It's pretty cool what Shikai Tseng does with liguid light.  You can check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/objects-painted-with-photographs-from-life I hav... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Airport Security

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they w... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0687

"Don't play stupid with me - I always win." read more..

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Bring Your Child Horses

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1139

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

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Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

Clean Puns
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Plenty of Places

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

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Stock Boy

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..

FunBlog
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Objects Painted With Photographs From Life

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3713 - August 5, 2011

Issue #3713 Cybersalt News If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so th read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 5, 2011

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..

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One-liner #0686

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..

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Quote #1138

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

Illustrations
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Wish You Could Reboot?

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..

Clean Puns
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Clean Pun #0222

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..

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Bird Friendly

Sid suspected that the birds at the sanctuary were getting too tame. read more..

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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction.  You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3712 - August 4, 2011

Issue #3712 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction.  You will find "Cat To read more..

Clean Puns
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Chickens at the Library

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, t... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Sheriff Vet

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a ... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0685

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." read more..

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Quote #1137

"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3711 - August 3, 2011

Issue #3711 Cybersalt News A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself.  The first thou read more..

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3710 - August 2, 2011

Issue #3710 Cybersalt News As you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that in read more..