Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Butler Teeth
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Butler Teeth

Q: What do you call a butler with no teeth?A: An in-dentured servant.... read more..
Cage Elevator
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cage Elevator

There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elev... read more..
Candidate Test
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2450
<1min

Candidate Test

After 50 years preaching from the same pulpit, a much loved pastor decided to retire. Because the church building was classically elegant, the manse spacious and comfortable and the congregation large... read more..
Cannibal Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2687
<1min

Cannibal Pun

If people who shun all meat are vegetarians, are cannibals then considered to be humanitarians?... read more..
Careless Clifford
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2565
<1min

Careless Clifford

Clifford Clarke was a careless chap. Every hostess hated him. They feared for their precious porcelain and good furniture whenever this emulator of a china shop bull appeared. His reputation spread an... read more..
Cartoon Poker
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2415
<1min

Cartoon Poker

The cartoon characters were playing draw poker between the takes of the epic movie, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."Roger was the big winner but Mickey Mouse and Huckleberry Hound were doing well. Goofy, Ca... read more..
Cat Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2465
<1min

Cat Pun

My wife asked me if I put the cat out.I said I didn't know it was on fire.... read more..
Cat Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3121
<1min

Cat Puns

!!!Warning!!! These are amongst the worst puns I have ever sent out on the CleanPun list. Admittedly though, they are in a style that some love so if the first couple don't do it for you - just stop b read more..
Chair Sleep
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2583
<1min

Chair Sleep

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, ... read more..
Check My Leg
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2532
<1min

Check My Leg

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to he... read more..
Cher Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10004
<1min

Cher Pun

If Cher were to get cloned, would she be Cher and Cher alike?... read more..
Chicken Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2476
<1min

Chicken Pun 2

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A. Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.... read more..
Chicken Surprise
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2543
<1min

Chicken Surprise

A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of ... read more..
Chickens in Trees
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3035
<1min

Chickens in Trees

During the Revolutionary War, there was a small encampment of patriot soldiers the woods. Before they went to bed that night, they tied chickens (they were saving them for a special meal when needed) ... read more..
Children and Cement
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3375
2 min read

Children and Cement

A very strange thing happened here in suburbia a few days ago. This past weekend, I noticed a neighbor of mine repairing his sidewalk. He had removed a number of broken sections (thanks to numerous tr... read more..
Clinic Change
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2331
<1min

Clinic Change

The Mayo Clinic, getting on board with today's diet and health conscious society, just changed its name.It's now the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic.... read more..
Clown Bite
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2624
<1min

Clown Bite

Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care.But on that fateful autumn afternoon, it... read more..
Coffin Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5839
<1min

Coffin Pun

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him.Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middl... read more..
Collie
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3630
<1min

Collie

One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt, because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States.The odd youngster spurned regular do... read more..
Columbus Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4670
<1min

Columbus Pun

We all know that Columbus believed the world was round when others believed it was flat and that if you traveled far enough you would go over the edge.We also know that Columbus reached what we now kn... read more..
Compiled Baby Name Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2800
<1min

Compiled Baby Name Puns

At the end of April I began sending out a bunch of baby name puns. Many of you have asked for a complete list of all that were sent out. Here you go. Thanks to those who added their own suggestions. I... read more..
Computer
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2394
<1min

Computer

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.... read more..
Constitution 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10503
<1min

Constitution 2

The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1788, working on the constitution. It had been a long day when Thomas Jefferson said, "Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?"Be... read more..
Cooking for Tom
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2134
2 min read

Cooking for Tom

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The reci... read more..
Cooking Shows
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1986
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Cooking Shows

"On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error." read more..
Costume Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2073
<1min

Costume Pun

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back."What on earth are you?" asks the host. "I'm a snail," says the guy. "But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host. "Yeah, he says,... read more..
Cow Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2279
<1min

Cow Pun

What do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk.... read more..
Criminal Attorney
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2222
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Criminal Attorney

Walking into the local chamber of commerce, the stranger obviously looked desperate. He approached the guy at the counter and asked, "Is there a criminal attorney in town?"The guy behind the counter r... read more..
Damsel Dress
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2864
<1min

Damsel Dress

Once upon a time an evil king captured a beautiful princess and held her hostage in his high tower. Though she was very beautiful he forced her to wear a disgusting and smelly burlap dress."You'll nev... read more..
Date Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2333
<1min

Date Pun

Every calendar's days are numbered.... read more..
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