Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
See Counselling
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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See Counselling

One afternoon The Sea rolled into the office of Dr. Alfred Werner, clinical psychologist. The doctor smiled; he hadn't seen his old friend in ages. "Well, well! Long time no sea! How are you doing?" "... read more..
Sermon Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sermon Pun

Rabbi Bloom was getting quite a reputation for his sermons. His synagogue was always packed because his congregation didn't want to miss a single one of his words. One Sabbath, one member had to go to... read more..
Service Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Service Pun

A chicken walks into a restaurant The bartender says, "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken replies, "That's okay. I just want a salad."... read more..
Ship Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Ship Pun

With ice covering his vessel's exterior, the old captain was experiencing a hard ship.... read more..
Shipwrecked
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Shipwrecked

A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and da... read more..
Shrink Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Shrink Pun

A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night I dreamed I wa... read more..
Shyness
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3080
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Shyness

A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but was so timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he even told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like he was unim... read more..
Sibling Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sibling Pun

A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."... read more..
Sign Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sign Pun 1

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables, and crafts. As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign. "Why the... read more..
Sign Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sign Pun 2

This is an original pun by list member Randy Foncree. There are many road signs, but there are some that just puzzle me: "No passing zone, no crossing zone, and even speed zone." Just answer me this, ... read more..
Silence Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Silence Pun

At a wedding I attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead. As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly,... read more..
Silk Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Silk Pun

As we all know silk comes from silk worms, and no amount of experiment had been successful in industrializing the production of silk. Till Harvey came along that is .... He came up with an ingenious n... read more..
Singing Fish
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2847
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Singing Fish

Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.' Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach ... read more..
Singing Out
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Singing Out

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.... read more..
Singing Type
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Singing Type

"What kind of music do you sing?" "Aqua-pella." read more..
Sister Mary
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sister Mary

There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: Since the abbey was always cold, she decided to cut so... read more..
Situation Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Situation Puns

Randy W., of Los Angeles, put his mind to the oft-experienced problem of facing modern situations for which there are no existing words or phrases in the English language. The following are his sugges... read more..
Skunk
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Skunk

A skunk family was cornered by a pack of wolves. The mama skunk said to her babies, "Let us spray."... read more..
Sleep Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3017
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Sleep Pun

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf. The other night, the man yelled, "Fore!" His wife yelled back, "Four Fifty!"... read more..
Smell Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Smell Pun

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned o... read more..
Snail Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Snail Pun

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Dats... read more..
Snake Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Snake Pun 1

One day I was walking across my yard and saw in the garden a stem of a winter onion with "sets" on top. It had grown quite crooked and resembled a snake. I got my camera and took a picture of it. When... read more..
Snake Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Snake Pun 2

Noah opens up the ark and lets all the animals out, telling them to "Go forth and multiply." As he's closing the great doors of the ark he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner. S... read more..
Snow White Photos
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Snow White Photos

Snow White took photos of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. She took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the... read more..
Soccer Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Soccer Pun 1

David Beckham, the famous English soccer player, is teaching his new son Romeo the finer points about soccer. After a while Romeo asks his Dad what number he should have on his uniform when he starts ... read more..
Soccer Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Soccer Pun 2

Followers of the tiny Scottish soccer club Inverness Caledonain-Thistle refer to the club as "Caley." The team delighted fans one winter when it eliminated heavily favored Glasgow Celtic 3-1 in the Sc... read more..
Son Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Son Pun

The conservative businessman got on the elevator and curtly asked the bellboy to take him to the 18th floor. When he arrived the young operator said, "Here you are, son!" "How dare you call me son!?!"... read more..
Soup Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Soup Pun

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good night!," he said, "What is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't ca... read more..
Space News
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Space News

"I have just learned that we do have the film of the astronauts' breakfast, which should be coming up shortly." - Frank McGee of NBC News during the course of a Gemini space flight. read more..
Specialty Store
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Specialty Store

I was travelling to Seattle on business. Knowing how the weather is up there (and lacking the proper clothing), I went to a local outdoor shop for a inclement weather clothing. Not finding what I was ... read more..
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