Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Wit Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3052
<1min

Wit Pun

I spend half my time being witty. That's why people call me a half wit.... read more..
Wooden Parts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2254
<1min

Wooden Parts

Two little boys were sitting on the dock talking. One little boy turned to the other little boy and said, "My grandfather has a wooden leg." The other little boy replied, "So what? My grandma has a ce... read more..
Work Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2653
<1min

Work Pun 1

A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.... read more..
Work Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2474
<1min

Work Pun 2

Stress management: What many employees like to do on purpose.... read more..
WWJD Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2977
<1min

WWJD Pun

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, ... read more..
X-Ray Failure
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6030
<1min

X-Ray Failure

The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor, he demanded to know the reason for the grade. "You know the self X-ray you took?" asked the pr... read more..
X-Ray Lie
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2801
<1min

X-Ray Lie

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.... read more..
You've Been Promoted
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2731
<1min

You've Been Promoted

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said "You've been promoted," and I swerved. Then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again,"and I swerved ag... read more..
Zoo Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4500
<1min

Zoo Pun

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarr... read more..
Zookeeper Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4725
2 min read

Zookeeper Pun

A man had started a new job at the zoo, after many months of being unemployed. He was determined to make a go of this job and on the first day he asked the Boss "What shall I do?" "Clean out the fish ... read more..
One-liner #0001
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2133
<1min

One-liner #0001

“The key to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” - Jean Giraudoux.... read more..
One-liner #0002
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1876
<1min

One-liner #0002

"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer." read more..
One-liner #0003
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1833
<1min

One-liner #0003

"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door." read more..
One-liner #0004
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1955
<1min

One-liner #0004

"A deceased atheist is a man who is all dressed up with no place to go!" read more..
One-liner #0005
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1939
<1min

One-liner #0005

"A diplomatic husband said to his wife, 'How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'" read more..
One-liner #0006
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1696
<1min

One-liner #0006

"A father is a guy who has snapshots in his wallet where his money used to be." read more..
One-liner #0007
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1883
<1min

One-liner #0007

"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries." read more..
One-liner #0008
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1788
<1min

One-liner #0008

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..
One-liner #0009
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1754
<1min

One-liner #0009

"A key ring is a gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once." read more..
One-liner #0010
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1896
<1min

One-liner #0010

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." ­ Carl Reiner read more..
One-liner #0011
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1705
<1min

One-liner #0011

"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smartbut he's not very bright." read more..
One-liner #0012
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1856
<1min

One-liner #0012

"A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight." read more..
One-liner #0013
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1711
<1min

One-liner #0013

"A penny saved is just another thing for the cat to knock off of the dresser." read more..
One-liner #0014
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1773
<1min

One-liner #0014

"A procrastinator's work is never done." read more..
One-liner #0015
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1858
<1min

One-liner #0015

"A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr opeeneum?" read more..
One-liner #0016
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1799
<1min

One-liner #0016

"A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that."~Gordon L. Glegg, American Engineer, 1969 read more..
One-liner #0017
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1774
<1min

One-liner #0017

"A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it." read more..
One-liner #0018
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1872
<1min

One-liner #0018

"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." read more..
One-liner #0019
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1679
<1min

One-liner #0019

"Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties." read more..
One-liner #0020
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1781
<1min

One-liner #0020

"According to the Academy of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10." read more..
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