Monthly Archive

2011

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Waiting For A Table
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5148
<1min

Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..
One-liner #0767
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..
Quote #1220
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1975
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Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3791 - November 16, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3791 - November 16, 2011

Issue #3791 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys.  You'll fi read more..
Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1028
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys.  You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..
One-liner #0766
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2217
<1min

One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..
William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation.   ... read more..
New Pope
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9213
<1min

New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..
Clock Factory Fire
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2321
<1min

Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..
Boat Drive
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8918
<1min

Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3790 - November 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3790 - November 15, 2011

Issue #3790 Cybersalt News Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys read more..
Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1069
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan.  Even after living... read more..
Lumber Spoiler
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
12354
<1min

Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..
Blogging Farmers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2323
<1min

Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..
One-liner #0765
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1917
<1min

One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..
Quote #1219
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1729
<1min

Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..
Quote #1218
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1793
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Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..
Quote #1217
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..
One-liner #0764
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2963
<1min

One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..
PowerPoint Lesson
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2762
<1min

PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..
Losing Sin's Downpayment
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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<1min

Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..
Quote #1216
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1883
<1min

Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..
One-liner #0763
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..
Federal Mint Workers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2592
<1min

Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..
Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3789 - November 12, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3789 - November 12, 2011

Issue #3789 Cybersalt News I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers.  I'd especially a read more..
Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2009
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers.  I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..
Music Stores
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2455
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Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..
Flight Delay Announcement
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
17962
<1min

Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..
Volkswagen Bug Rug
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
12117
<1min

Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..
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