Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

24 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16108

Eco Harley

Introducing the Eco-Harley ... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7606

One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen an... read more..

24 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11871

Pole Plan

Your local government at work. ... read more..

23 Feb

General News

Pastor Tim

18123

Smartphone Pictures Pose Privacy Risks

Here's an important story on another way to keep your kids safe online. This time it's how you may be using the Internet that is putting them at risk. ... read more..

23 Feb

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

8420

Dog Squats

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with me so perhaps that's what has held me back. ... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3822

Police Report

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q - What warning was given by you?A - Horn. Q - What warning was given by the other party?A - Moo.... read more..

22 Feb

Davis Family News

Pastor Tim

2573

Clayton's Engagement

Pastor Tim and Susan are happy and excited to announce the engagement of their son, Clayton, to Rebecca. The happy couple are planning to marry at the end of August. God bless both of them!... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17795

Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart carto... read more..

21 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5336

Eating Out

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You c... read more..

20 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1433

Let the King of Glory Win!

Don't be afraid of trusting Jesus because you doubt his ability to win complete victory. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3"> ... read more..

20 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3110

Angry Birds in Real Life Video

OK, I'll admit it. I bought Angry birds for my iPhone so I could play more levels. If you've ever played Angry Birds on your iPhone or Android phone then you know how well done this "Angry Birds in ... read more..

19 Feb

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Melon Head

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3546

Thoughts on Golfing

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to ge... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5812

Cheap Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-... read more..

17 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12872

Pig Clean

That's the last time I hide in the laundry to sneak into town. ... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3937

Sugar Packets Announcement

The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area. We have had some serious problems with ants in the past and would like to avoid any recurrences ... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10127

Sightseeing at Alcatraz

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a sightseeing boat to Alcatraz Prison. The children weren't good at waiting: they fidgeted, whined, and ... read more..

16 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15521

Computer Melt

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster. ... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10746

Cat Gas

How to tell If your cat has gas. read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4285

Largest Amphibious Assault

I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?" Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found ... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7756

Tide Table

New to the coast, Bill was a little confused when asked to go check the tide table. ... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16317

Learn To Read Japanese

You can learn to read Japanese too! ... read more..

Malcolm in the Middle Mall Parking Lot Scene

14 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Malcolm in the Middle Mall Parking Lot Scene

This is one of my favorite scenes from the TV show, Malcolm in the Middle. I remembered it when I was making the "It's Just a Parking Spot" page. Unfortunately the person who put his on YouTube did n... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11623

It's Just a Parking Spot

Ladies, please! It's just a parking spot. ... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3525

Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge. ~ While waiting for the last order to... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3604

The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and t... read more..

13 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1633

Let the King of Glory In!

Don't let anything keep or block you from opening the doors of your life wide to let Jesus in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3685

Dog Barking Payback

A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours. The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've ha... read more..

12 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11279

Valentine's Back

Hopefully this is not your Valentine's back when Valentines is back. ... read more..

12 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3741

4 min read

What Do I Do if I Catch My Tail?

I was going over my to-do-list and much to my chagrin, found more unchecked items than checked. I must confess to a temporary inner urge to check off some items and pretend I did them. After all, who ... read more..

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