Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1465

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt Site is "Duck Taped" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/duck-taped Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3502

Realistic Fishing Proverb

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hott... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1968

Doctor's Bill

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2050

Dampen The Mood

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5707

Decorated Electric Chair

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1303

Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..

04 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6613

Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9118

Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1645

One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4869

CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6138

Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

04 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1509

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there - remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK. I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

12958

Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5423

Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6233

Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5144

Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5093

Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3251

Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway! ... read more..

03 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1598

Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

03 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1704

One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1976

Church Challenge

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..

02 Oct

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1561

Good News Stewardship

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..

01 Oct

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

10015

Santa Scooter

Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..

27 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4073

50 Famous Parental Sayings

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

27 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

14907

Horse Meeting

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

26 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1607

Quote #1180

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1633

Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2327

Zoo Employee

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5242

Arm Injury

The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1998

2 min read

Courses for Politically Correct World

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

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