Monthly Archive

2011

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Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3813 - December 14, 2011

Issue #3813 Cybersalt News I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site.  You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybe read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0788

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will." read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3812 - December 13, 2011

Issue #3812 Cybersalt News The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually.  Find out what stage you are in at:www read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 13, 2011

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site is something that all men are going to realize eventually.  Find out what stage you are in at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/four-stages... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1240

"'Was Jesus of Nazareth born of a virgin? The answer to that question would define human history." - Larry King read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Four Stages

Men, you know it's true! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Some Assembly Required Christmas

Another Christmas morning surprise. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Semi-Pro Baseball

John was never shy about reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "My teammates used to call me James Bond," he was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposit... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Night Before Christmas - Texas Style

Twas the night before Christmas, In Texas you know,Way out on the prairie, without any snow. Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you. Not stockings bu... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0787

"I enjoy your company most when I am by myself." read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Race Rocks Christmas

Close to where I live, stands a lighthouse on a group of rocks known as Race Rocks. This lighthouse steers mariners clear of the 8-10 knot (9-12 mph) tide that flows between it and the south coast of ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3811 - December 12, 2011

Issue #3811 Cybersalt News When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats  En read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 12, 2011

When one thinks of screaming cats, one does not imagine the screaming cats in today's FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/screaming-cats  Enjy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1239

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."- Charles Darwin read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0786

"It's a good thing your car can't travel at the speed of light - your headlights wouldn't work." read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Journeying Forward

God is calling us to something new.  It's the journey that brings the healing and blessings that He has in store for us. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111211.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3810 - December 11, 2011

Issue #3810 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the firs read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the first 2 Sundays of Advent (November 27th and December ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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Whatever Happened to Cute?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought ha... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1238

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."- Henry Ellis read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0785

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Screaming Cats

Normally, if offered the opportunity to hear some screaming cats I would decline.  Who knew just how wrong I could be!? ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The ABC Song

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.) Custome... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3809 - December 9, 2011

Issue #3809 Cybersalt News Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 9, 2011

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Christmas Sheep Help

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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German Barber

Q. How should you greet a German barber? A. "Herr Dresser." (Bob Phillips)... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0784

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1237

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."- Douglas Adams read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Tejano Night Before Christmas

The Tejano Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,Some in camisas ... read more..