April 2012 - Monthly Archive

29 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1802

<1min

Working in Vain

Purposeful work that feels vain is better than work that feels worthwhile but turns out to be in vain. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120429.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3217

<1min

Two Wrongs

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left." read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3430

<1min

iPod Name

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3863 - April 27, 2012

27 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

37

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3863 - April 27, 2012

Issue #3863 Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. It shows a habit that would be tough to break. You'll find it at:www.cybersa read more..

27 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2083

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. It shows a habit that would be tough to break. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nunchucks Do you like to ... read more..

26 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2272

<1min

Quote #1295

Four things you can't recover:- The Stone after the throw- The Word after it's said- The Occasion after it's missed- The Time after it's gone.... read more..

26 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2184

<1min

One-liner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface." read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5441

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Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."... read more..

26 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9153

<1min

Nunchucks

Good luck breaking this habit! ... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3727

<1min

Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3862 - April 26, 2012

26 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

40

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3862 - April 26, 2012

Issue #3862 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems t read more..

26 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2217

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/s... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2219

<1min

Parenting, Worry, Teens

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2264

<1min

Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment." read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2226

<1min

One-liner #0845

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4906

<1min

Tea For Two

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. "W... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8298

<1min

Compliments

Fishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.... read more..

25 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4148

<1min

Sitting Frog

Kermit the frog may have sung "It's not easy being green," but this frog doesnt' seem to be having any problem with it. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3861 - April 25, 2012

25 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

37

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3861 - April 25, 2012

Issue #3861 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1913

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-youtube-collection Enjoy the rest of today'... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3899

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Quote #1293

"No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern."- Plato read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2236

<1min

One-liner #0844

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4990

<1min

Doing Nothing Today

I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4725

<1min

Boot Lesson

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the... read more..

24 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3413

<1min

The YouTube Collection

Many people still have Internet access that is too slow to enjoy watching YouTube Videos. The YouTube Collection is a great solution for them. ... read more..

22 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2795

<1min

When God Says No To Healing

What's the solution when God answers "No" to our request for healing? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

22 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

2285

2 min read

A Prayer

Inspired by Psalm 139:18b - I awake and I am still with you.I awake, and I am still with you, Still because you never left, your presence does not rest when I do, Still because your en... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3860 - April 22, 2012

22 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

41

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3860 - April 22, 2012

Issue #3860 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:w read more..

22 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2095

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Cybersalt News - April 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/proclaiming-truth Enj... read more..

21 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2425

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Attending Church

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his f... read more..