Monthly Archive

May 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Missing Car Parts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Missing Car Parts

A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, t... read more..
Quote #1300
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1300

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."- Theodore Roosevelt read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3867 - May 18, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3867 - May 18, 2012

Issue #3867 Cybersalt News I was hoping to have a bunch of old Cybersalt pages moved over to the new site today, but I broke the old pages big time.  "Find and replace" read more..
Cybersalt News - May 18, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 18, 2012

I was hoping to have a bunch of old Cybersalt pages moved over to the new site today, but I broke the old pages big time.  "Find and replace" can be a great friend and timesaver but when it turns... read more..
Heredity Beard
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Heredity Beard

Heredity - Not always a good thing. ... read more..
Marriage
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1100
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Marriage

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while h... read more..
Quote #1299
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1299

"Fault Finding is like window washing - all the dirt seems to be on the other side." read more..
Parties
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parties

What are the three great American parties? Democrat, Republican, and Tupperware.... read more..
One-liner #0850
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0850

"Is it just me or does the word skeptical look like it's spelled wrong?" read more..
Rejected Invitation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Rejected Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3866 - May 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3866 - May 17, 2012

Issue #3866 Cybersalt News Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce a new feature on the Cybersalt Site!  If there is one thing for the site that has been requ read more..
Cybersalt News - May 17, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 17, 2012

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce a new feature on the Cybersalt Site!  If there is one thing for the site that has been requested more than any other, it is to have a better sea... read more..
Quote #1298
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1298

"Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I may remember. Involve me and I will understand." read more..
Ford Air Conditioning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Ford Air Conditioning

It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of carmaker, Henry Ford. "Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, we hav... read more..
One-liner #0849
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0849

"It used to be all fun and games."- Cyclops read more..
Marriage Counselling
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explai... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3865 - May 15, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3865 - May 15, 2012

Issue #3865 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I actually intended to share it for Mother's Day but forgot.  You will find "Cat Mom Hugs Ki read more..
Cybersalt News - May 15, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 15, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I actually intended to share it for Mother's Day but forgot.  You will find "Cat Mom Hugs Kitten" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cat-mom-hugs-kitten... read more..
Quote #1297
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1297

"Jealousy is counting someone else's blessings rather than your own." read more..
One-liner #0848
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0848

"Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing." read more..
Alcohol and Calculus
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Alcohol and Calculus

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.... read more..
Owl Friend
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Owl Friend

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even ... read more..
Mother's Day 2012
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Mother's Day 2012

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI was really impressed with how my church handled Mother's Day this year - it's easy for the women in a congregation to be divided into mothers and non-mothers, but this can be... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort today so I could tell you all what a great mom I hav... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3864 - May 13, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3864 - May 13, 2012

Issue #3864 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort read more..
Motherly Ways
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2412
2 min read

Motherly Ways

Tammy and Sean had been living together for about 6 months. Sean's mother had always been suspicious of the two's relationship, even though her son insisted there was nothing going on. One day the mo... read more..
Quote #1296
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1296

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."- Mark Twain read more..
One-liner #0847
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0847

"Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid." read more..
What Mom's Really Want
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Mom's Really Want

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question w... read more..
Bubble Shooter For Kay
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Pastor Tim
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