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October 2012

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Hymns For The Aging
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3893 - October 17, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3893 - October 17, 2012

Issue #3893 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles.  Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..
Dog Well Trained
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it:  he's well trained. ... read more..
Caught in the Act
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Caught in the Act

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share."  ... read more..
Donut Thinking
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Donut Thinking

You're thinking donuts. I'm thinking donuts. We must be éclairvoyant. read more..
One-liner #0873
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2001
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One-liner #0873

"I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?" read more..
Quote #1322
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1322

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."- Abraham Lincoln read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3892 - October 15, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
95
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3892 - October 15, 2012

Issue #3892 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgar read more..
Giving and Receiving
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Giving and Receiving

We often receive what we give. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will find "iParenting 5" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5 ... read more..
iParenting 5
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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iParenting 5

Malak recently upgraded to iParenting 5. ... read more..
Quote #1321
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1321

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..
Red Lights
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Red Lights

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.... read more..
One-liner #0872
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0872

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?... read more..
Yesterday Computer Song
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Yesterday Computer Song

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, The... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3891 - October 11, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3891 - October 11, 2012

Issue #3891 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will read more..
Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks to Joy P-P for the idea). You will find, "There Was A Spider" at:www.cy... read more..
There Was A Spider
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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There Was A Spider

Deacon James may have overreacted when he saw the spider, but he was pretty sure it was gone now. ... read more..
Guidance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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1 min read

Guidance

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazin... read more..
Quote #1320
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1975
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Quote #1320

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."-  Theodore Roosevelt  read more..
Cartoonist News Flash
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cartoonist News Flash

Newsflash: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.... read more..
One-liner #0871
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0871

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..
More Bumper Stickers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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More Bumper Stickers

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3890 - October 10, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
92
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3890 - October 10, 2012

Issue #3890 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks read more..
Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier.  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Bike Lock Sandals
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bike Lock Sandals

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..
Details
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Details

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..
Quote #1319
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2011
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Quote #1319

"The quality of faith a person has is irrelevant, it is the object that that faith is placed in that is significant." read more..
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