Monthly Archive

These three picture frames were inspired by my readings on the internet about how to honour special memories while decluttering. The frame on the left displays memorabilia from our honeymoon, while th... read more..

Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before.  To correct this error, yesterday's news is now today's news. There is a new funny ca... read more..

What do you think cat's do? ... read more..

A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wif... read more..

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."- G.K. Chesterson read more..

As They Get Old . . . Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plain. Old policemen never die, they just cop out. Old preachers never ... read more..

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" read more..

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all... read more..

A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food.  The waiter says, "No way.  I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right.  I don't have any money, but ... read more..

It's a wonder this guy has time to read! ... read more..

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the fra... read more..

"Fame due to the achievements of the mind never perishes.”- Propertius read more..

"Life is too short to remove usb safely." read more..

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first said, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security sys... read more..

If you think my puns are bad... just wait 'til they're full groan.... read more..

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest of today's mailing  ... read more..

Escalators seem simple enough - but not for this cute dog! ... read more..

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.... read more..

A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an ... read more..

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes read more..

"Stop anthropomorphizing tools - they hate it." read more..

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the ... read more..

World Coveting Championship: Looks likes this year's contest will come down to who wants it more.... read more..

Type O blood predisposes people to make more mistakes when they type.... read more..

This year I had such a rich experience of Lent and Easter, and it really caused me to reflect on how Christianity is a faith that has room for anguish, that suffering is neither foreign nor unexpected... read more..

People will never hear the truth about Jesus unless we tell and teach it to them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120415.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

"Parallel lines have got so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet." read more..

Minute Waltz: Not meant to be completed in a minute. Twenty-second Psalm... also not gonna happen.... read more..

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheilah, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..