Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3112 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10152

Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8657

Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6723

Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4594

Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7065

Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1339

Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1747

Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4954

Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2284

Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1644

One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1647

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1336

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2012

What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"   Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5636

Computer Wrapped for Shipping

Jan misunderstood about how to send her computer in for warranty work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9670

Downloading The Internet

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
7542

Cool Computer

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Coffee Break

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6177

Computer Tub

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6501

Computer Tombstone

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Laptop Scale

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6480

Computer Installation

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5826

Deli Computer

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2925

Congress Crash

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America.  Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1451

Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2211

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3763

Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2103

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2150

Oz Flick

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1516

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
923

Joy In The Midst of Disappointment

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2259

Ikea Mission

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..