Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3112 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mother of the Bride

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheilah, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1880

The Bible

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1286

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty." @PastorMark... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1523

One-liner #0837

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3452

Joey Sets The Table

A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Aurora Borealis Over Sweden

Here's some amazing time lapse video of extreme auroras in the skies above Abisko National Park in Sweden. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2608

Bakery Bliss

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the FunBlog at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/invisible-m... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2329

Invisible Mercedes

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway.  If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1688

Reverent Behavior

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1602

One-liner #0836

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1407

Quote #1285

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2505

Pedantic Kleptomaniacs

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3231

Lots of Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012

There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mn... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1714

Do It Now

The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers. Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3618

Ballet Audition

There was once a beautiful fairy who yearned to be a ballet dancer. When she heard that the Royal Ballet was holding auditions in a nearby town, she harnessed 100 white pigeons to her chariot and flew... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3518

Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge t... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1429

One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1443

Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3269

Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flat Screen TV

 Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2314

As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1486

One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good  . . . on paper." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1427

Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
1388

Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..