Monthly Archive

2012

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Mild Mannered Visitor
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mild Mannered Visitor

Sunday's visitor seemed very mild mannered. ... read more..
Unrelated to Elephants
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Unrelated to Elephants

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..
One-liner #0865
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0865

"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper." read more..
Pygmy Hunter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little b... read more..
Quote #1314
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2016
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Quote #1314

"Jesus walking on the earth is more important than man walking on the moon."- Jim Irwin, Apollo astronaut and moon-walker read more..
Ready For A Change?
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Ready For A Change?

A year ago today I was watching the evening news when my phone rang.  I paused my PVR, took the call, and then turned back to the TV where I was greeted by this question on the frozen screen, "Ar... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Sometimes it's easy to tell your mom has had enough:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mom-kitchen-message En... read more..
Mom Kitchen Message
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mom Kitchen Message

Yeah, mom has had enough. (This link shows mom watching you.) ... read more..
Quote #1313
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1313

"Therefore let men withdraw themselves from errors; and laying aside corrupt superstitions, let them acknowledge their Father and Lord, whose excellence cannot be estimated, nor His greatness perceive read more..
Fried Foods
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fried Foods

I decided to lay off the fried foods . . . so if anybody has work for them, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.... read more..
One-liner #0864
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0864

"Ask me about my narcissism!" read more..
Why Teachers Go Gray
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Why Teachers Go Gray

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed?A:... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3882 - September 13, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3882 - September 13, 2012

Issue #3882 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Sometimes it's easy to tell your read more..
Have No Other Gods
Ten Commandments
Pastor Tim
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Have No Other Gods

The first commandment reveals God's desire that we have no other Gods beside Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120909.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/swiss-army-nails Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Swiss Army Nails
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Swiss Army Nails

This was bound to happen once they let women serve in the Swiss Army.  ... read more..
Sacrifice
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sacrifice

A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning service. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor said. "Well, Reverend", the farmer replied,"I had some hay to put up. ... read more..
Quote #1312
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1312

"It is the mark of a hypocrite to be a Christian everywhere but at home."- Robert Murray McSheyne read more..
Crushing Cans
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Crushing Cans

I used to work in a plant crushing pop cans: It was soda pressing.... read more..
One-liner #0863
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0863

"A recent survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population." read more..
Vacuum Manure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Vacuum Manure

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3881 - September 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3881 - September 7, 2012

Issue #3881 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Swiss Army Nails" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictur read more..
Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 6, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky.  Perhaps playing a game woudl distract you from this while I cut the news short in order to solve the problem... read more..
Quote #1311
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1311

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..
Eating Disorders
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Eating Disorders

"Eating Disorders: I scheme, you scheme, we all scheme for ice cream." read more..
One-liner #0862
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0862

"Retail Therapy should be covered by health insurance." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3880 - September 6, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
148
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3880 - September 6, 2012

Issue #3880 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, the color formatting of the mailings is still wonky.  Perhaps playing a game would distract yo read more..
Sharing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Sharing

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty years.  They have farmed all their life and live a very simple life.  Their white frame house is not ... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012

Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year when so many go back to school.  Some parents, however, are a little too eager to... read more..
Quote #1310
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1310

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." - John Harrigan read more..
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