Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1843

Prayer Motivation

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed a... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

Sharing

Uncle Sid and Aunt Sadie are in their eighties and have been married for more than sixty years. They have farmed all their life and live a very simple life. Their white frame house is not ... read more..

05 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2992

More Notes Found On Hospital Charts

She is numb from her toes down.While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. {This probably was not far from the truth!! Those gowns are probably put under the classification of 'x... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 5, 2012

Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. September is that time of the year when so many go back to school. Some parents, however, are a little too eager to... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1846

Quote #1310

"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower." - John Harrigan read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3139

Radio Shack Giveaway

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. - David Manzi... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1880

One-liner #0861

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4221

Back To School

After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the degree I had started, but never finished. And so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more... read more..

02 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1108

One God: Old and New

There is no difference between God in the Old Testament and in the New. He is the same in both. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120902.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

26 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1092

Spiritual Life is Not a Commodity

Many people view spiritual things as opportunities to make money. However, Christianity is not a commodity to be merchandised for consumption. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120826.... read more..

19 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1073

A Life of Dignity and Honour

The quality of this audio recording is not very good. We've tried our best to improve it and if you turn your volume way up you can listen if you are really interested in its point. As we live ... read more..

12 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1111

Rules are Revelations

Knowing that He is good and can be trusted, God's character and quality are revealed strongly in the rules He gives in Exodus 23:19. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120812.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2012

For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't. The last 3 dates that issues have gone out are June 15, July 20, and ... read more..

06 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3540

Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art.""Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?""Twelve-thirty."... read more..

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer

*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2.&nbsp read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1807

Marriage Vows

Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Marjorie, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymo... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1309

"We accept the love we think we deserve." read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2756

Tennis Players

Love means nothing to tennis players.... read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1907

One-liner #0860

"I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me." read more..

06 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8328

Deaf Cat Sign

He's not deaf - he's ignoring you. ... read more..

06 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7375

Curiosity on Mars

Nasa's rover, Curiosity, has begun to send back pictures from Mars. Here is the first one. (They also found this on Mars) ... read more..

04 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

11840

Cat Olympics

Just imagine how smug and disinterested cats would be when receiving their medals. ... read more..

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big. Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February! We've known ... read more..

26 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3410

Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11138

2 min read

Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn't dan... read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2162

Children in Restaurants

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?" He says, "I'll have a grilled ch... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2400

Small Groups

Small Groups: Waiting for the ambience to take me to the hospitable.... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1807

Quote #1308

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1928

One-liner #0859

Be An Optimist: No sense being pessimistic...it won't work anyway.... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community servic... read more..

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